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Dr. Pamela Isley (7) DC Comics

As a result of experiments performed on her involving lethal plant toxins, Dr. Pamela Isley became the eco-terrorist Poison Ivy. She is a perennial foe of Batman, and is notable for her ability to control plant life, her ability to seduce and control men using pheromones, and her immunity to all poisons, viruses, bacteria, and fungi. She can secrete a variety of toxins from her lips that, when administered with a kiss, take the form of everything from mind-controlling drugs to instantly fatal necrotics.
Famous quote: “I don’t save people. I’m poison, remember?”
Type: fictional supervillain
Medium: television and comic book
Alignment: plants

VERSUS



Dr. Mom (12) (“Your mother!”)

You remember Dr. Mom—she cared for you all throughout your childhood. She always seemed to know what to do to make it feel better. She was kind and caring. She loved you. But if you messed up, she came down on you hard. And it hurt. For weeks.
Famous Quote: “(Insert your full name, including middle name, here), what on earth possessed you to do that?! You come here!”
Type: real parental figure
Origin: home
Alignment: good

I don't know...

You don't think Dr. Mom would drag Ivy by her ears back into her room until she learns to put some proper clothing on? Mom would never approve of something so low-cut and form-fitting. You'd better believe she'll be stuck in her room without any poisonous chemical privileges until she behaves.

I'm still sad that Dr. J didn't make it here, though.

I'm not so sure. I don't know that Poison Ivy answers to anyone human, anymore. And she doesn't have much need for home-spun remedies with her list of immunities.

You just watch your tone with me, mister, or so help me you will be grounded for a YEAR.

Actually, grounding Ivy might make her more powerful! Get it? Grounding . . . cause of the plant connection . . . plants like the ground!

I think I speak for everyone when I say, "Boo."

What I think it will come down to is the fact that Dr. Mom usually keeps a garden. So one day, she's out there weeding, a few vines start creeping towards her, and BOOM she's toast.

Happy Mother's Day, Dr. Mom.